More Lore from the Cui-Cui, the land of the small and the silly.
From the Acme Dungeon Adventurers Handbook page 87……
The Ring of Kuhl-Ad
The ring of Kuhl-Ad is magic ring forged in the Legendary era of the “Keeblah Elves”. It has many superflous and annoying powers but is still considered a powerful artifact my many.
Once a day if you speak the command words, “Hey Kuhl-Ad” a giant form of a glass pitcher, 6 feet wide and 5 feet high will burst thru the nearest wall. The form will be carrying a tray of 1d6+2 healing potions (cure moderate at cast at CL 7)
Once a week you can speak the command words “Oh *(&%^&^$ He Died Again” and the pitcher form will again break through the nearest wall this time with no refreshing drinks but you can then lift your dead party member and unceremoniously dump him into the bright red never found in nature liquid that fills the pitcher form. Within 10 minutes said adventurer will come sputtering back to life with all his hit points returned. There is a 25% chance that the resurrected party members skin color will now match the color of the liquid in the pitcher.
